Good morning from Maidstone where the Major writes with fingers chilled with winters icy lust.
Abandon hope is the cry… The Major studied the Ffos Las card in vain hope last night, it was the last bastion of quality UK racing.
Alas we wake to the news of the Welsh abandonment and are forced to focus on the all weather.
Being away I have little time and what’s more, little inclination to explain myself so just get on Mr Willis (18/1) at 3pm and then Cashelgar (8/1) at 3.35pm both at Lingfield.
As you know the Major has a shocking tipping record on the football but plunders on regardless like a wounded animal …. Stumbling blindly on, flailing wildly, lashing out… Use this information as you see fit.
Stoke v Sunderland draw 9/4, Norwich win at home 11/10 and finally QPR at 10/11.
May you eat well at an established spot where your custom is handled with the credit your status deserves. Take that one with the saucy smile and vicious wicked laugh that will remain ringing in your ears long after the bill was settled.
Courage, roll those dice.