Good evening from the Major who writes from the bed, dead tired and with a low tremulous wind signalling the latest violent front being launched off the Atlantic, up the Severn Estuary and smashing into the first significant land since the Caribbean.
The Major has dined this evening with the good lady. Now I know a few of you are wondering whether I am the romantic type and I might settle that thought by telling you that today is also my wedding anniversary, the twelfth to be accurate. 12 years, it goes by in the blink of an eye. We were married in Sri Lanka and I shall not bore you with the travel detail that others may crow about – To dwell for long on such trivia is crass and wastes your time. Suffice to say, I found the woman to come in rounded shapes, with toothy beaming smiles and a hearty wish for your contentment. Excellent curry too, almost as good as the homeland, Birmingham, home of the balti. The pleasure of a finely balanced dish, coriander, fresh accompanied by a cold fresh mango juice – God has been good to us.
Usually I detest dining on Valentines night, the expense, lack of choice, busyness and sense that you are being forced to behave a certain way, not for me – It is unsettling, lacks class, decorum wearing thin at the edges. Tonight thought, we ate simply, in a decent pub, hotel slash restaurant..
The pub has its own farm and the pork was exceptional. I don’t think the scallops were from its grounds, the flooding is not so bad yet. It all went down well, mission accomplished.
The weather is fantastic. I do not truck with these folk who wring their hands and decry flood and storm. Naturally, I am as sorry for those who have their home flooded as the next man, it must be a terrible show. No, I contend that Violenti Non Fit Injuria – You bought the home on the plain or river – You cannot claim victimhood when such water course overspills its guts.
I find the urges of some to cancel overseas aid disproportionate. Less than a thousand homes, largely insured, have been flooded. This does not construe a crisis. As a nation, we used to withstand constant nightly shelling from the Luftwaffe, I think we can cope with this. The old proverb of bringing your troubles to a common room with your fellow-man and choosing to leave with your own applies. Syria has a population of 22m, approximately 8m are displaced and mostly living in tents, some in desperate condition. 2m of the 8m are children. Do I sound callous? I do not mean to – Anyone with a flooded home must be going through a terrible experience and I hope the spell of dry weather coming in persists.
I enjoy the excitement of a good storm, the violence of it. Driving home in the middle evening this week, great waves of water were smashing into the windscreen, sheet after sheet, the horizon suddenly visible and then gone again. I could make out the shapes of great terrifying trees, blackened against an already dark backdrop, moving in fast menacing ways, limbs twisting and thrusting, side to side, they looked like giant monsters fighting a deathly duel, all exaggerated by the low light.
I hope that all four of Ascot, Gowran, Wincanton and Haydock get the go ahead. With extra rain and all four already at ‘heavy’ I fear we may lose some.
For weeks, I have heard the same view expressed, that come Cheltenham, on good to soft ground, we are going to see some surprising results. Who knows what ground we will get. I care little for this argument, my antepost has been building on ability only. I have multiples galore and am most happy with the positions on Silviniaco Conti, Bobs Worth (yes I was backing both), Annie Power (WH so need her to turn up there), Vautour and a few more. I am less confident about Our Conor (backed a lot) and have plenty of others I would ask for my money back on if the bookie were such inclined.
Anyway, it is time to start building our war chest. Last week was not a great week. A couple of winners but largely I made poor calls. The Tom George horse Module hurt me the most, I had him written off but he won like a lunatic.
The mothership left the dock and deposited none of her kind cargo, no generosity was served. Be warned too, my run this week continued with a series of ‘good things’ getting turned over – Arsenal, Barca – Christ, the account has taken a right beating. At such times, one might retreat, draw breath, lick ones wounds and assess a new route. Not for the Major, no… I shall polish my lancepoint because I know that my destiny is unquestionable. I do not think it, I know it.
There will be another full frontal assort and these are my weapons of choice. To the sports…..
Let us hope that this track survives the night intact and can get their excellent card on.
In the second race, a novice hurdle, the three useful looking favourites are all sired by super National Hunt stud, Kings Theatre. One of his should win and I am taking Paul Nicholls charge Tagrita who is proven on the ground and has won three times this season. Blue Buttons looks a threat and with Kings string coming back to form, The Pirates Queen may well improve from her earlier season exploits and the further distance, keep it sensible.
The Kingwell Hurdle goes off at 3.35 and pits Melodic Rendevous meets Zarkander and Grumeti giving 8lbs to the latter. The easy pick here is Melodic and suggest you smash in with nerves of steel. Bet like a man possessed and be thankful. The reasoning? Well, Zarkander is decent, aptly demonstrated by his seconds this season to Annie Power and The New One. While the ground will help him deal with such a short distance, this is a warm up for the World Hurdle. The favourite is a tremendous traveller and given he has Notarfbad in the field (for pace surely) there will be no hiding place here.
Grumeti is definitely better ground horse and if they leave him in, it will be the first time he has raced on heavy (record on soft 1/3, record on good to soft, 4/4). Easily overlooked.
Celestial Halo has found an excellent prep race for his World Hurdle bid. I would be interested in Restless Harry but believe he is Ascot bound. Although it looks an easy and obvious pick (and what is wrong with that? Complaining? See the manager!) Celestial looked at his very best when winning the Long Walk last time out. Mickie would be the each way selection but I think they will all be enjoying a fine view of the Halo’s tail.
The Grand National trial is not my sort of race. You may recall, you my not, that I am not a fan of the National in general. Now the weights for the big race are out, we shall see some surprising steps up in form, I am sure. Merry King and Our Father are both contenders for sudden returns to greater things. The former has looked like a horse that needs 6m! The latter was one of the best travelling horses I have seen. Today I am having a small stake in the Venetia runner, Emporers Choice who will love conditions and we all know the form she is in in these big Saturday races.
Wolf Shield is drifting for the 3.30 but I would not dismiss it at 14s – Heavy ground and a return to form last time suggests it could get involved. No, I rather stick with Flemenson or Horatio Hornblower. On the grounds that he gets a lump of weight and the services of Maguire in the saddle, I am siding with the latter.
In the Albert Bartlett, I am interested in the proven mud sloggers, Wuff and Toubeera. I got stung when writing off a Tom George horse last week (Module) but am happy to burden that concern again by suggesting a decent stake on 13/2 (Coral generally 11/2) Toubeera. I prefer Aidan Coleman to Paddy Brennan, she gets some weight on grounds of sex, which will be a bigger help in deep ground. I think the extra distance will suit also. Have a slice.
It is a fine fine day of National Hunt and Ascot Chase Day is a superb card.
Ultra expensive Un Temps Pour Tout will want to win the opener if he is going to be considered a Supreme contender. Given he cost £450k, it is the least you would want.
In the second, I am backing Gervey Chambertin at 5/2 – I always thought this classy hurdler would be an even better chaser and I would be disappointed if we did not see a good run. It is unusual for me to back against a favourite that has much more chasing experience (Many clouds 3 runs) but those were easy schooling small field sessions and this is different. Experience may not count if I have my theory right, that Gervey will be a spring heeled natural. Let’s see.
In the 2.40 chase I do love Teaforthree – Here is something strange I learned this week. Did you know he was the Sky Soccer AM horse? Why they sold him I do not know but they would have had a placed Grand National horse on their hands! Well, I am not backing him today as the main agenda will be Aintree. No I think this is an excellent chance for Highland Lodge 7/2 but will be keeping stakes small.
Jump to the Ascot Chase at 3.50 – The most interesting runner of the day goes in this Grade 1 as Hunt Ball returning from his American adventures. He can be backed today at 33/1. Rolling Aces of some interest but on bare form, he cannot yet hold a candle to Captain Chris who should go in at 11/10. He loves the mud, loves going this way around, boasts good form that is strong this season… Looks one for the accumulators.
It can be a Hobbs / Johnson double as in the next Mountain King looks a great 6/4 shot – I was really taken with the way he travelled in the Ludlow mud and this progressive sort can go well again.
At 2.25, I will be glued to At The Races in case Bog Warrior returns to the track. I am this horses biggest fan, partly because I always felt he had tremendous ability but largely because of his distinctive style of running. He lobs along, head firmly pressed down against his chest – Doing his own thing. Now, I feel a bit frustrated for him. He will love this heavy ground, his name is very apt. Yet, I am perplexed as to why connections are taking him chasing again He has often blundered at the bigger obstacles but is a classy hurdler. Coming down the hill in the World Hurdle, I really thought he was going to play a hand – Then his serious injury effected him and he bottomed out quickly. He has had lots of entries and I suspect he will be a NR again today but I look forward to his return. For betting purposes, I am on Turban at 13/8.
Un De Sceaux has another procession planned for 3.35.
In the football. Wolves are a penalty kick at 1/2 and I would lump in. Southampton to win in the cup at Sunderland is a more tentative selection at 13/10.
The Martin Hill Multiple, which needs to land to build the man’s war chest is… Melodic Rendezvous, Horatio Hornblower and Turban in a trixie of glory.
I hope your dinner is kept simple but in the company of friends. Eat with your hands, may I suggest Fajita – Becoming involved, mixing well people and food. Drink well and be thankful.
Courage, roll those dice.